Friday, September 7, 2012

“Sicker than Syphilis” - Top Ten Rural Kenya to date

10. Honda hatchback mud-running (and not on purpose…we had to get home)

9. Children so embarrassed you said hi they hurt themselves: running into doorframes, slipping at falling face first into a puddle, falling backwards over a sheep lying down etc.

8. Donkey Cart Racing is better than Donkey Kong Racing –
“When work becomes a pain in the Ass”

7. Goats and Goiters – Excellent band name.

6. “I want to bathe you in cold water” –Amos
(meant that he wanted to pour water for us to wash our hands)

5. Chameleons make Kenyans flee – terrified of them…I don’t know why

4. Bucket Helmets – yes the handle was used as the chin strap

3. Worst: Having a runny nose in the choo.

2. Sicker than Syphilis – Yup this was printed on a T-shirt.

1. “I’m trying out bi-nogomy” – Jeannie
(Guy who was hitting on a fellow volunteer at matatu stage)

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